throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
yes to all of this
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
this is my most favorite thing ever
Omg!!! This is crazy!! I’m about 95% sure this is a haunted house on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls that I have been too!! I have a picture of me and my friend doing this but I don’t remember where it is! Scariest shit ever. They make it look like you’re going to get hit by a truck and then the headlights are the flash for the photo.
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg
Omg this is baack yaay :)
The men of Tumblr are my favorite people.
Taylor Morris everyone. Look up his story. Went from being blown up and losing all 4 limbs, to walking in around 4 months. Just got back home last week for the first time since he was injured. His girlfriend has been by his side the entire time.
both of you are amazing
this is beautiful
A zombie-bitten father tries to save his infant daughter in this bittersweet short film
So you’ve been bitten by a zombie. So long, conscious brain activity, hello craving for human meat. But the protagonist of the short film Cargo has bigger problems than his impending demise: he has to find a way to save his infant daughter, even if he has to die first to do it.
Directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke, Cargo was a finalist in Tropfest Australia 2013. It’s also a rather clever take on zombie genre tropes, with a story that isn’t about the survival of self, but the survival of another.